Schools Out

Schools out, schools out,
Teachers let the mules out.
No more reading, no more books
No more teachers dirty looks!!

Nooooooooooooo now its time for........

Kid: "mom im hungry"

Me: Go fix you something

Kid:"theres nothing to eattttttttt"

Me: I Just bought groceries 3 days ago!

Kid: "we ate all that already."

Me: yall ate all that fruit, veggies & snacks already? go eat some cereal, make you a sandwich.

Kid: "I want some french fries"

or this one.........

Kid: "I'm boreddddddddddd"

me: Clean your room, its a pig sty!

Kid: "do a chore? are you kidding me? I want to play. Can we go get some video games?"

Oh my all time favorite.......

Kid: "mom I need money"

Me: Get a job!!

Kid: "I can't Im to young."

Me: when I was your age, I made my own money babysitting. I wasn't handed everything to me, go mow yards, wash the car, wash the dogs, think of some way to EARN it.

Kid: "Manual labor??? Aren't there child labor laws??"

*sigh* Counting the days till School opens again, & its not over until the 24th! Think I will have to find some good drugs (like prozac, xanax, or something stronger) to get thru this summer! Teens make the worst summer pets.

2 teens for rent cheap!!

I'm Just Saying.....